Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Hot Dog Vendor

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Hot Dog Vendor

10. "I trapped the meat myself."

9. "Can we hurry this up, I have to meet my parole officer."

8. "Botulism, schmotulism, am I right, Vicky?"

7. "Would you like to smear mustard on me?"

6. "I kissed every one for good luck."

5. "There's a zoo in every bite."

4. "Did you see me on '60 Minutes' last night?"

3. "Would you like a drink to wash down this uncooked mystery tube?"

2. "I'll see you in the emergency room, genius!"

1. "You're my first customer in eight weeks."