Top Ten Signs The Clintons Are Your Neighbors
Top Ten Signs The Clintons Are Your Neighbors
10. Your neighbor comes over to ask if he can borrow a couple of interns
9. Your other neighbors, the Starrs, just can't seem to get them evicted
8. Entry door had to be widened at thigh level
7. Dry cleaner around corner has more business than it can handle
6. When you get in elevator with your neighbor, he asks, "Going down?" then chuckles to himself
5. They sublet their apartment for $50,000 a night 4. You find pair of boxers in laundry room reading "Hail To This"
3. Two days after you borrow bag of ice, Betty Currie knocks on your door and asks for it back
2. Your elevator has been re-christened "Bubba Chute One" 1. Building tests fire alarms, neighbor shrieks and hauls ass to England
10. Your neighbor comes over to ask if he can borrow a couple of interns
9. Your other neighbors, the Starrs, just can't seem to get them evicted
8. Entry door had to be widened at thigh level
7. Dry cleaner around corner has more business than it can handle
6. When you get in elevator with your neighbor, he asks, "Going down?" then chuckles to himself
5. They sublet their apartment for $50,000 a night 4. You find pair of boxers in laundry room reading "Hail To This"
3. Two days after you borrow bag of ice, Betty Currie knocks on your door and asks for it back
2. Your elevator has been re-christened "Bubba Chute One" 1. Building tests fire alarms, neighbor shrieks and hauls ass to England
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